MOUSE WITH CAT ARE SLEEPING

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Mouse with cat are sleeping

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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.