Man throws the mouses from basket
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.