Rabbit and mouse
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.