SAD MAN DRINKING WINE

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Sad man drinking wine

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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"