SAD MOUSE BAT

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Sad mouse bat

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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!