SAD MOUSE BAT

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Sad mouse bat

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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."