Crying rabbit
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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Unhappy day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison."
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.