Small girl is crying
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!