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New jokes

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.