SHOCKED JIM CARREY

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Shocked jim carrey

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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."