SEAL IS CLAPING

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Seal is claping

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New jokes

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."