SEAL IS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN

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Seal is swimming in the ocean

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Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.