SEAL TURNS IN THE WATER

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Seal turns in the water

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Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.