Seals in the watter
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."