SEAL IS YAWNING

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Seal is yawning

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New jokes

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.