SEAL IS YAWNING

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Seal is yawning

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New jokes

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."