SLEEPING CAT

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Sleeping cat

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New jokes

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.