CAT WASHING

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Cat washing

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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left