CAT KISS

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Cat kiss

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New jokes

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.