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Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.