BABY AND CAT PILLOW

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Baby and cat

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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!