Big cat is playing
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.