CHRISTMAS TREE

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Christmas tree

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99