If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99