Grandpa plays golf
#play #playing #funny #ball #man #player #sport #sports #cartoon #golf #hypnotized #blue #green #grandpa #activities #feature #sports #people #things #emotion #color
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"