Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.