Child is playing with cat
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99