CAT IN BOWL

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Cat sitting in bowl

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How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.