Cat sitting in bowl
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!