Toilets and pissoir
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.