CROWDED BEACH

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Crowded beach

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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!