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New jokes

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Truck driver
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the truck driver if he needed any help. The truck driver replied, "If you can take these penguins to the zoo while I wait for AAA that will be great!" The man agreed and the penguins hopped into the back of his car. Two hours later, the trucker was back on the road again and decided to check on the penguins. He showed up at the zoo and they weren't there! He headed back into his truck and started driving around the town, looking for any sign of the penguins, the man, or his car. While driving past a movie theater, the truck driver spotted the guy walking out with the ten penguins. The truck driver yelled, "What are you doing? You were supposed to take them to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did and then I had some extra money so I took them to go see a movie."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.