Fun for men
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."