FUN FOR MEN

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Fun for men

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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."