HAPPY FAMILY

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Happy family with baby

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New jokes

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.