Happy family with baby
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.