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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.