BALL ON THE TREE

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Ball on the tree

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New jokes

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison