Ball on the tree
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.