JUST DO IT TOMORROW

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Just do it tomorrow

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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!