JUST DO IT TOMORROW

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Just do it tomorrow

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New jokes

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.