WOMAN AND FUEL

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Woman and fuel

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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.