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Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!