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Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left