Ventilation
#satisfied #woman #happy #blonde #ass #emotion #people
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.