Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.