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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him.
At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!