Bare feet in the bus
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.