HAPPY BUS

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Happy bus

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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!