Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!