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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.