Meditation
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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.