MEDITATION

Meditation

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New jokes

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.