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A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.