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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"