Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!