WALKING IN THE ICED LAKE

Walking in the iced lake

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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.