How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.