What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.