EASTER RABBITS

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Easter rabbits

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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.