Rabbit with eggs
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!